All about the single life in Seattle

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Where To Get Laid In Seattle

July 28th, 2009 · General

I saw someone found my blog today by searching “where to get laid in Seattle”…this made me laugh….mostly because MY site popped up.  That is beautiful!

So much crazy shit has gone down this weekend.  Friday night I went to Del Rey to meet a group of friends, I found out July 24th is national tequila day so it seemed like a natural choice.  Some of the people I had met before and a few were ‘friends’ that I had chatted with online.  After 8 days of sobriety, I caved.  I was a group of mostly men and lovin it.  L(inguist)’s business partner was there.  It had been awhile since I last say him and I conveniently forgot that I thought he was cute.  Shit!  This could be a situation.  L is out of town.  There are absolutely no ties or commitments with us…but his business partner?  Eh, probably not cool.  I decided to watch what I drink.  One cocktail…two waters.

While everyone was hanging out and chatting another guy showed up.  We met once before but really didn’t have a chance to talk.  I was interested in this guy and kinda surprised he came downtown.  Things were really starting to get interesting.  As we all chatted I hopped around and changed seats a few times.  XXX made a comment that he was attracted to me.  WHA?  I honestly didn’t see that coming.  Hmmm.  Interesting.  We stayed at Der Rey until about 9pm and went over to the opening of Copper Cart; I know the owner and had promised I would show up.   We all got a spot and ordered a round of drinks.  I had some more friends show up and the party was in full swing.  XXX and I were at the bar getting a bottle of champagne and the next thing I knew he was kissing me.  Great kisser.  I would say that is where he sealed the deal. 

Copper Cart was a fun spot but a little more club than I prefer.  We decided to head over to Twist for a final drink and then back to my house.  Details?  Huh uh.  I’m gonna keep it private for now.  We had a good time…at night and again in the morning.  I drove XXX home and spent Saturday at home recovering, cleaning house, doing laundry, etc.  I had a few different opportunities on Saturday night but I didn’t feel like leaving the house.  Bunny is out of town and we ended up chatting on the phone for about an hour.  

Sunday evening I got a call from XXX; very nice for the ego.  We decided I would come over to his house for dinner.  We went to the grocery store and he cooked for me – it was very sweet.  Of course his house had no air conditioning (Washington state!!!  No one has air here) so it was hot.  After dinner we sat out on his balcony and finished our wine and chatted.  More great kisses which lead to him inviting me back to his bedroom.  Nope!  We’re having sex outside.  I asked him to get me a glass of water and some condoms.  He grabbed some pillows, a yoga matt, and a sheet.  It was very sweet!  XXX is a really nice guy.  He’s probably too nice for me.  I’m a train wreck.  He is boyfriend material.  So far, so good.  I’ve been very honest about my situation.  The last thing I had to be honest about was L.  Small world, Seattle and I think they may be doing some business together in the future.  Uncomfortable….but he was so nice about it.  He said that he knew if I had the dirtygirl.com website (that’s what I sometimes refer to it as when I don’t necessarily want the person to read) then he said he knew that I was “flirty”.  Flirty?  How about slutty?

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I Kissed A Girl

July 24th, 2009 · Girl time, The Mr., happy hour

And then we had sex.  Well, we both fucked a dildo….so do I say we had sex?

I started out the night at Amber for happy hour.  I had a few friends meeting there: my neighbor, that I have talked about before but yet to name and a hot Belltown girlfriend that moved here 3 months ago from LA.  We ended up moving over to Twist for a few hours.  I had it in my mind that I would stay until 8pm.  Three hours at a bar without drinking was all I could take.  We met a lot of people but no one fabulous.  I was bummed.  The Mr gave me a call so we got to chat about 20 minutes.  Wifey was out for the night; she went to see “the man hating lesbian….you know the one”.  I have no idea who the hell he was referring to.  Oh, Kathy Griffin was at Wente Vineyards!  As far as I know she isn’t a lesbian….and I wouldn’t classify her as a man hater.  Funny….old guys are funny!!

So I finished my call and went back in the bar.  I was ready to call it a night.  We said goodbye and my girl and I head out.  We walked to the corner together and then went our separate ways.  I approached my building and recognized one of the guys from the bar.  He was an old guy that I’ve seen a few times.  We stood outside my building chatting.  While we were standing there this hot blond was coming in and out the front door.  If you live downtown you have a fob to get in your building and specific instructions not to let anyone in.  Manners can suck it.  You are on video and if you let someone in, you could be fined.  There are too many crazies out there and that doesn’t even count all the ex’s.  Yikes!  I didn’t want her to think I was one of those weirdos waiting to pop in at some point so I told her “I’m not a stalker, I actually live in the building” and showed her my key fob.  She smiled, “I know, I’m on top of you….we met at Kirkland Hef’s (of course she used his real name)”.  Oh shit!  I forgot about this chick.  She’s a hot blond Russian.  He had a group of them over one night when I popped over, I talked about her for about a half a sentence in this post  over two months ago the night KH fingered me.  Most of the girls were bitches but she was really sweet….and very attractive.  The day we met she had spent the night over on the Eastside so in the middle of the afternoon she was still in her hoochie gear from the club.  I could tell she was a little self conscious since we were all in shorts and bathing suits but that slight insecurity is what made her kinda cute.  So the I’m on top of you comment…she lives in the unit one floor above mine.  “I thought you were going to come over for drink” she said.  Awww, I kinda thought it was just a bullshit offer….how sweet.  “Oh awesome, let’s definitely get together” I tell her.  “I’ve heard it before…how ’bout now?” she asks.  I felt like she was flirting with me but then I thought of my girls back home….they give me shit because I swear everyone wants me.  This girl is just really friendly.

We go up to her place and she breaks out the Ciroc.  She tells me she bought some because we talked about it over Kirkland Hef’s.  Very cool.  Unfortunately I told her I’m on a little vacation from alcohol right now but I appreciate the offer!  “Well I want you to relax”…and then….she kissed me.  Ok ok ok ok OK…this really is a moment where I think I need a drink (Sin, go ahead and quote me there dude) but fuck we’re already at a kiss so it’s not like I have enough time to get a buzz anyway.  The thing is, I’m really not bi.  Most of the time I think claiming to be bi-sexual is bullshit.  If you are gay, just own it.  Who cares.  If I’m drunk I will make out with anyone.  This was a whole new experience and inside I was freaking the fuck out.  I tried to control all the nervous giggles.  She can sense all my nerves…I’m not good at hiding my emotions.  We sit on her couch for awhile and my stomach is full of butterflies.  We have a good conversation and I start to relax.  She is really a sweet girl.  She works from home, we talk about her job, her family, various bullshit.  We talk about boys and Kirkland Hef; he approached the girls at a club and paid them to hang out.  WHA?  I find this shocking.  I had no idea that the girls in bikinis were getting paid.  Interesting.  So sexy Svetlana explains that while she is bisexual, she rarely finds men that aren’t annoying and she tells me she ‘had a crush on me’ when we met.  Ok seriously….Ashton…where are you?? 

We talk about the Mr and Svetlana tells me she is also a fan of older men.  She likes being taken care of “but tonight I feel like taking care of you”.  Ummm, actually I’m good thanks.  She kissed me again.  A really sweet no tongue in my mouth, make me want it kiss.  She kissed me again…and again… but just slow soft kisses.  “We can take this as slow as you want” she assures me.  Fuck!  I’m not sure what I want.  This is crazy shit!!!  “Let’s take a shower” I hear myself say it…wait….did I just ask her to fucking shower with me???????????????????  I dunno.  I wasn’t sure where to go and I kept thinking if I am gonna lick a vag I want it fresh out of the shower.  Oh Jesus!!  ME?  Lick a vaj???

We strip and get in the shower, there is lots of kissing and I’m pretty turned on.  This is crazy….did I mention this is crazy??  Did I also mention I am 7 days sober?  This is the kind of stuff saved for stories that start with “I was so drunk”.  I don’t really don’t know what it was but she was nice…and hot….and I was having a good time.  I’m gonna go easy on the details.  Look, for the most part I don’t usually get too detailed on the sex.  She was a great kisser.  Yes, she went down on me.  She had a drawer full of toys and I was a little bit relieved when I saw the bottle of sex toy cleaner.  Ok cool, she cleans these.  I know…kinda kills the story but this is shit I think of.  I can’t help it.  She had a big, bendy, double dildo.  She took control of everything.  She got on top and kissed me the entire time.  She stayed close.  It wasn’t  the fucking….it was the intimacy that I had needed.  It was nice.  I will admit that I had a great time tonight.  I told her I had to go; I have a really big day tomorrow.  I needed to get home and write all this down.  What a crazy night!!  She told me to come over anytime….

That has got to be the craziest thing I have ever done and I have fucked a LOT.  Sobriety kinda rocks.  No hangover tomorrow but OMG I am tired.  Being at an office by 9am each morning sucks ass!  Oh, she did lick my ass too.  Shhhhh!  Holy shit that was crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Typos to be fixed tomorrow….I’m tired.  G’night bitches!

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Si Yo Fuera un Chico

July 22nd, 2009 · Boys, The Mr.

I haven’t had sex in two weeks.  Well I did provide oral support to L last Friday morning but that doesn’t count.  Two weeks?!  I’ve actually been out and met plenty of yum-a-licious boys too.  Problem is…I seem to keep meeting boys and  I’m over 20 somethings. 

I got to see the Mr yesterday…. but only for about 90 minutes.  He flew in so we could have a drink together at Spencers (in the Hilton, across the street from SeaTac).   Now really, who does that?  He spent more time on the flight here and back then he spent with me but I just needed to see him.  [Read more →]

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Fake Pregnancy

July 19th, 2009 · Boys, KIR

Here’s a confession that goes back about 5 years…guilty with explanation and read the explanation before you trip out and think I tried to “trap” some guy.  Blah…hardly fuckers.

I’m flipping channels and see that Lindsay Lohan has a TV movie tonight called “Labor Pains” in which she fakes a pregnancy to keep a job.  Again, why wasn’t I blogging five years ago???  I would have proof that I owned this one.  Well, I’m sure it’s been done before.  Here’s my story:

I had been working at a super cool dot com in San Jose, CA in 2000.  We brought our dogs to work, wore slippers, had a refrigerator full of free water and sodas (and beer on Fridays), free lunches, free bagels for breakfast, ping pong table, foosball,…you know the deal.  We all lived it (well you early 20 somethings didn’t…haha fuckers….finally something to brag about being 30+…well that and a fabulous sex drive…back on track girl..).  While at aforementioned “dot com” I lost a shit load of weight and became quite the popular chick. [Read more →]

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Plain Jane

July 19th, 2009 · General

So I guess I’ll update the ‘about me’ page because I have just adopted the name….drumroll please….

Jane Michaels

MakesNooSense was great and I loved when I was on Chemisty, Match, etc wondering if potential dates would ever Google a screen name but it never happened…well, as far as I know.  I got tired of Facebook asking me if I was a male or female.  I love the name Jane, for sentimental reasons that only those that know me will figure out but no worries…youshould already have figured out I’m no plain Jane.  I’ll still keep it crazy and full with full details and no filter!  Are you following me on Twitter yet?  @SeattleSingle  Now that I am not blogging every day I think I will be giving more mini updates!  I also might be joining up and doing a weekly post on a sexalicious testosterone driven site that I enjoy.  I’ll keep you posted.  Change is coming bitches and I think you’ll enjoy it. 

Love you, mean it!
Jane Michaels <3  (no relation to Brett)

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Imitation Is Flattering, But Another Single In Seattle Site??

July 17th, 2009 · General

So I glanced at my Google alerts to find out the scoop in Belltown, Single life, etc and found that about two weeks ago a chick in Seattle started a blogger site about being Single in Seattle.  Hmmm, she even has a similar Twitter name @SeattleSingle.  At first I was annoyed.  Really girl?  Been when I gave it some thought…fuck it.  I have a real site she has a blogger site so  I think I’ll steal more of her traffic than she will take mine.  Besides, I’m a nice enough girl, I can share.  Bitch, you get a Ciroc sponsorship and I will throw down….not really sure what I’m throwing down but it sounded tough, right?  Maybe at some point we will meet and become besties…we’ll see….I like that she says hi-larious.  Good times biotch!

Ugh, I’m on the couch recovering and watching the movie The Hangover on Project Free TV.  Last night I had dinner with Single.   [Read more →]

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It’s Not You, It’s Me…

July 16th, 2009 · General

In the last week I’ve taken the blog down, wrote to my subscribers and provided a password so only they could read, then removed it for everyone, and just last night put it back up.  I also did a home job shaving my poor cat.  I’m not sure if that is related but I think it all indicates that yes, I could very well be insane.  Your thoughts?  Miss me?

Recently I’ve had a lot of instances of “worlds colliding” (please tell me you get the George Costanza reference here), and that has made me think it was time to “break up” with the blog.  But here’s the thing….I love the blog!!  I love the idea of this site, and giggle with excitement each morning I get up to see how many hits I got the day before…but I had some scandalous, slutty shit going down. I was making connections with important Seattle people as ME and as MakesNooSense.  It was getting weird.   [Read more →]

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Preview of The TO Show

July 12th, 2009 · football

OMG so the guy I love to hate, Terrell Owens, has a show coming out on VH1.  It will premier next Monday.  If you don’t know this by now…I am RIDICULOUS football fan.  Wanna talk NFL?  I’m open!  I love every team but the Raiders.  I have traveled to see the Seahawks, Raiders, Niners, Chargers, Texans, Cowboys, Ravens, Redskins, Bucs, and gone to four ProBowls in Hawaii!  I fucking love the game.  It is crazy fun.  Wanna go?  Seriously, you don’t have to ask me twice.  If I have a travel buddy I will go anywhere! 

Keepin it real, at one time I had an Owens jersey and thought the guy was great.  I thought he might get my team (Niners!!) to their sixth SuperBowl.  Yes, I’m a dreamer.  At the ProBowl in February 2004 I finally got the chance to see him on the street.  I followed him for blocks but I had no idea what to say.  Everyone knew he was going to leave SF and I hated all the trash talking he did about the team, Garcia, Mariucci, etc.  I kept trying to think of something clever.  Nothing.  I finally just stopped following him.  BTW, if you have never gone to a ProBowl and you love football….book the damn ticket.  Oahu is so small of an island there is no one for them to go.  As a chick, you are going get in the VIP line and meet the players…and before you even think it…I would never fuck someone in the NFL.  In a word: ewww. 

So here’s a five minute preview of his new show.  Seems to be a lot of random shit.  It will be another one I’m sucked into.  Hey, are you guys watching Big Brother?  Love that show!  Want to go on it…no surprise there, right?

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My Cell Needs A Breathalyzer

July 11th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, happy hour

Thursday night I went to an event at  Twist.  Cool spot with, I believe to be, the longest happy hour in Belltown (yeah for HH).  I met some old friends that I hadn’t seen in awhile.  Old friends rock!  One of the guys that I was looking forward to seeing again told me I was an “alpha girl”, which I thought was interesting because I initially thought he was interested in me but then he just disappeared.  Weird.  I think he felt he couldn’t handle it.  OMG maybe that was Art’s issue??  Here’s the thing…I have a public side and a private side.  It’s just rare that people see both…I’m trying to give you bitches a glimpse… [Read more →]

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I Need A Pen Name

July 10th, 2009 · General

For some insane reason I woke up at 6am today, which means I have been up for 5 hours  now.  I am still in my jammies, have not touched the TV (but I do have pandora on), and I haven’t done anything but sit in front of my damn laptop.  Addicted much?

woman-on-beach-with-laptopI’ve been checking out some other blogs.  OMG there are some creative, smart people out there.  I’ve been thinking I want to switch to video.  Partially because I am lazy and typing all this shit out is making me crazy.  I wanna live it, I don’t want to write it.  I spend so much time editing….both for anonymity of those I write about and my really shitty grammar.  The problem is…The Mr.  He is pretty supportive of the whole blogging idea; I think he really doesn’t ‘get it’ but he’s such a kind man he wants whatever I want…as Teresa from The Real Housewives of New Jersey says “happy wife, happy life” and yea, I’m his “Seattle wife” (that’s what we call it).  Unfortunately wifey knows who I am and apparently googles my name from time to time.  I get that.  I’ve been psycho before.  Please….I am a woman.  If you’re a chick, you’ve been psycho once or twice.  Oh, BTW a fucking HOUR has passed since I started writing.  I may be insane.  [Read more →]

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Art

July 10th, 2009 · Boys, The Mr., happy hour

Wednesday night I headed over to the Eastside to visit with LBC. We decided to go to happy hour at El Gaucho; I had not yet been to the Bellevue location. Although it was nothing like the sexy, dark Seattle location (which I love…totally conducive to a scandalous sitch) I thought it was a really cool spot! I liked that there is a bar upstairs and some private, meeting rooms. I would love to host an event at that location! After a few drinks over at Gaucho we decided to head over and see Art at his gallery. Remember Art? He was my crush in late April. Although Art wanted to take things slow, I thought we were progressing. [Read more →]

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Steve McNair Update

July 8th, 2009 · Boys, Mistress, affair

steveMore details are coming in each day about the murder of Steve McNair.  I hate this story because I think he was a great guy.  I hate some of the comments on twitter and blogs that say he somehow deserved it because he had a mistress yet they’re all in tears about alleged child molester Michael Jackson’s death.  Finally, I hate it because….well, it just gives women a bad name. 

Ever notice that women say their ex’s are jerks or bad in bed or had a small dick but men always seem to refer to their ex’s as psycho???  I hate that because I really do my best to stay friends.  But….bitches can be pretty crazy. 

Yesterday I was taking a walk downtown.  I had a lunch date and wanted to get some fresh air and decide if I liked him enough for a second date.  I was down by the Seattle Art Museum when a girl approached me.  [Read more →]

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MTV’s “Real” World

July 7th, 2009 · General

I happen to be home tonight so I’m catching MTV’s Real World, Cancun.  Since the inception of the blog I have joined that annoying group that says “I don’t really watch TV” but at one time….look out.  So here’s a story….unfortunately it makes me sound as old as dirty but it’s good enough to tell.  Fuck, I’m only 37!

real_world_logo_2So back when Jesus left Chicago, I watched this new show called “The Real World” on MTV.  You already know, it was 7 strangers in New York.  I liked it.. but not enough to watch every episode.  I’m a west coast girl and this was a totally new concept, and the first season was very east coast focused.  I was intrigued enough to give it a second chance when season two (LA, initially just “California”) came out.  Oh bitches it was ON!  I was glued to the tv.  In late summer of 1993, MTV announced that the third season was scheduled for San Francisco and I just knew I would be part of the cast.  I was 22 years old.  The first step was to write a letter explaining why you should be a member of the cast.  I wish I had saved that letter!  I do recall typing it out on my Commodore 64 computer.  All of this ‘dating myself’ crap may be painful.  Let me grab a glass of wine….. [Read more →]

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Independence Day

July 5th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time

Just got Stylicious back to the airport.  She really had a 4th of July to remember!  It was a quick visit so we had to fit a lot in a short time.  We got up around 7:30am on Saturday (after going to bed at 3am) and walked from the Space Needle to the stadiums and back.  We had breakfast at Etta’s (the brioche french toast with vanilla mascarpone was yum) and walked all through the market.  We took tons of pictures and bought some treats from Piroshky Piroshky (for me…did live up to the hype) and Beecher’s World’s Best Mac & Cheese (yum!).  Apparently our mindset was calories don’t count on a holiday?

We went back to my place and Stylicious cut, highlighted, and colored my hair.  It’s a process so that had us out of commission for a few hours but that was why I bought her plane ticket up to Seattle so it had to be done.  We surfed around online for something to do.  We had been invited to a private party at the Columbia Tower (which was what I was leaning toward) and another party over in the Kirkland area, which I knew would most likely include a boat ride over to Medina.  Ask an out of town girl if she wants a building (that I love…great view, exclusive party, downtown) or a chance to go to Bill Gates’ neighborhood (not his house…his neighborhood)….guess where we went?  [Read more →]

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What Happens In Seattle…

July 5th, 2009 · Girl time, happy hour

Friday night my girlfriend, “Stylicious” flew in from my hometown to take care of my beauty needs.  Stylicious is a hard core glamour technician!  She has done my nails, waxed my everything (down to nose hair), cut, bleached, color corrected my hair (I now realize you should never color or cut your own hair), and she has even tattooed my permanent teal blue eye liner on.  Style is the girl that called me at 5am every morning 8 years ago and motivated my fat ass to get to the God damn gym because she was waiting on the treadmill for me (which resulted in over 100 pounds lost).  She’s a cool chick and we’ve been friends for years.  [Read more →]

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Life Is Short, Have An Affair: AshleyMadison

July 3rd, 2009 · affair

imagesloveHave you heard of this site?  Apparently they have billboards, been featured on CBS radio, the View, Dr Phil, Ellen, Good Morning America, etc etc.   This week Ashley Madison has come up in conversation with Secret, LBC, BFF, and a few others I cannot name.

I have a friend that has decided to sign up for the service.  I won’t say which friend….

I’m not sure she’ll ever even meet one of these guys, but I love that she’s getting a thrill with the attention!  We spoke about 9am this morning and I had to giggle when she commented on how she had to ‘cut a guy loose because he had already emailed her 7 times that morning and she had to get to work’!  Girl, they are interested!!!  By the end of the day she had over 100!  No picture on her posting  just this short description:

Preferences and encounters I am open to:

Gentleness, someone who can teach me.  Ummm, hard to believe but I have NEVER explored this.  I’ve been married for XX years and only been with two men in my life.  I have been told I am sexy (?)…believe it or not, my heart is racing, just typing these words.  I am completely non-judgemental of others and try to always treat others as I would like to be treated.  Truth is, I’m here because it is time….

What really turns me on:

I don’t know exactly what I’m looking for with the exception of discretion.  At this point that is the most important factor.  I’m not into games, just looking for some attention

Love that last line!  I took out how many years she has been married for a tiny bit of discretion but since I don’t talk about her, you don’t know who it is anyway.

She called me from the car on her way home…I finally get to live a little vicariously through her for a change.  I hear the excitement in her voice.  God this girl deserves it…and yes, she is sexy as hell!  Her husband is a total jackass.  She starts to explain how she has weeded through the “Santas, fattys, mafia man, and moustache”.  Oh shit this is good! 

Stay tuned.  We’re on day one…and she’ll most likely kill me for posting this but then she’d have to stop focusing on her new guilty pleasure and look at the blog so I may keep it up for a few days….good for you if you caught it before I had to pull out.  : )

Scandalous shit rocks!

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Ice Cream For Breakfast?

July 3rd, 2009 · General

I’ve got a lot of thoughts going on and not a lot of organization (right right…what’s new, MakesNooSense!). 

I had a great night last night with L(inguist).  My BFF wants to rename him spanky and LBC refers to him as spatula.  Hilarious.  I might want to rename him ice cream.  This is because he is like ice cream for breakfast; such a treat and I could easily get addicted.

I know L will check the blog from time to time…Hey L, could you sit this one out?  It’s not a sex review (everyone…it was fucking GREAT)…it’s more emotional stuff and I don’t wanna freak you out…..catch me on the next one… [Read more →]

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It’s Raining Men

July 2nd, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, Match dates, happy hour

Let the good times roll!  Last night LBC and I had a business event to go to (marketing stuff for the botox Dr) and then we went out with her secret celebrity friend, I’ll refer to him as “Secret”.  We picked him up outside the Lusty Lady…how appropriate….and then came by to my house so I could change and then headed over to see my favorite masturbating bartender.  [Read more →]

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Michael Jackson Is Not The Biological Father?

July 1st, 2009 · KIR, Mistress, The Mr.

Here we go with more Michael Jackson news.  The internet, and as I was just in the car, my local radio station, so I’m sure E! and other tv shows, are reporting that Michael Jackson is not the biological father of Prince Michael and Paris, his two older kids.  REALLY?  Are you shocked?  Have you seen their photos?  Let’s not forget that at one time MJ was a black man.   But this post isn’t about bashing Mike…I could give a fuck.  Rock on with whatever made you happy MJ.  What my issue is today is our judgement[Read more →]

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Are You Ready For Some Football?

June 30th, 2009 · General

First, I wanna give credit, where credit is due.  I found this on Twitter, tweeted by Miss PinkSlipPerks.  I absolutely LOVE football and since the Mr knows Hank Williams Jr personally (which means he also knows Kid Rock who I just posted on yesterday…oops, I rarely name drop so please forgive) I just had to post.  I think the original writer, Clay Travis, is hilarious. 

BTW, is anyone paying attention to the promos for TO’s train wreck on VH1 starting Monday, July 20th?  Am I a big fag for writing it down on my calendar?  Yea, the “train wreck” description doesn’t mean I won’t watch…DUH!  Monday nights huh?  I guess that won’t interfere with the Bills MNF season opener as the show will likely be over by then.

I’m not trying to piss you off or intentionally be controversial, living in this dog loving town, but I hope Michael Vick gets the opportunity to come back this season.  I almost feel guilty for jumping on the bandwagon and throwing away my Vick jersey.  Hell, I still have an Owens, Garcia, and Hearst a la 49ers..the best team in the NFL.  Oh fuck, the best team in 1982 ,1985 ,1989 ,1990 ,1995 and in my <3 forever.  Note, Mike Singletary, should you happen to read my blog (lmao as I type that)…please get my love back into the Superbowl and SOON.  That 6th ring the Steelers recently received was a tough pill to swallow…and I usually don’t struggle with swallowing.  (I couldn’t resist!)

Ok, so back to Clay’s experience with the MNF celebration (damn I wish I could have gone!!!)…. [Read more →]

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Kellie Pickler and Kid Rock??

June 29th, 2009 · General

American Idol season 5 finalist and country superstar Kellie Pickler is reportedly dating musician Kid Rock?  Britney Spears is engaged?  Bradley Cooper denies dating Jennifer Anniston? 

Good to know I’m not the only one with insanity in the dating world! 

I need a drink :)   How about this PSA?  Three things I love…celebrities, E!, and Ciroc!  FABULOUS!

BTW I have loved Bradley Cooper since he played Will on Alias 8 years ago!!  Just saw The Hangover….HILARIOUS!

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Karma

June 28th, 2009 · Boys

Sunday…a day to rest!  I have been a little bit out of the loop lately with the unfortunate crash of my very old Compaq nc6000 (RIP) but I’m back with a new HP dv4. 

Yesterday started out with a benefit on board the M.S. Amsterdam (a Holland America cruise ship).  [Read more →]

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Live Like You Were Dying

June 26th, 2009 · General

Here’s a re-tweet from Holly Madison (love her)

It’s a beautiful day in vegas! Thought for the day: if someone is being mean to u, just let it emphasize the great people in your life

I like that thought.  Focus on emphasizing the great people in your life. 

Yesterday Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and my boss all died.  No really….I’m not being funny with that last one.  [Read more →]

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Bunny Fills In The Blanks

June 26th, 2009 · General

It was nice to have a Bunny provide some insight on the end of the evening.  Even better that she took the time to email me the details and gave me permission to add them in the blog!  So here goes a little more clarity… [Read more →]

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The Fairmont Olympic Hotel Seattle

June 26th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, happy hour

Tuesday night at Gaucho – LBC and I had already ordered a round when Single showed up.  We chatting for awhile and moved to a table in the bar when I found out my new friend “Bunny” was coming down.  I call her Bunny because she bar hops around Belltown and she’s also a runner so she’s a little energizer bunny.  Eventually Single was at a table with three women; nice spot to be in!  [Read more →]

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Oh no! Laptop Down

June 25th, 2009 · General

First, I want to acknowledge that I have been MIA.  My computer died Tuesday night.  It seems it cannot be revived.  Unfortunate but I had a backup…I thought…it seems the back up caught a little internet STD and will be and running on Sunday when I can pick it up.  In the meantime, be patient with me… [Read more →]

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Coach 20% Off At Factory Stores Extended

June 22nd, 2009 · General

collage-coach-watch-colorfulI mentioned this sale before but since I keep getting email after email that it’s been extended, I just thought I would pass it on.

Enjoy an additional 20% off at Coach Factory Stores

Is it the bad economy or are people just over it with Coach?  I’m kind of into Luis Vuitton lately. 

Here’s a link to the store locator. Remember this deal is for the outlets/factory stores and not your local mall or Nordstrom.  Have fun!

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Hair or Bare?

June 21st, 2009 · Boys, KIR, The Mr.

Do you believe in the expression about ’you don’t get something for nothing’, something along the lines of ‘you’ve gotta give to get’?  I do. [Read more →]

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Coldplay Discount Tickets

June 19th, 2009 · General

This just in from the BFF via email (text me girl and I’ll get it faster).  Want discounted tickets to see Coldplay?  In Nor Cal?  (BTW, this was courtesy of travelzoo!)

SACRAMENTO –JUNE 19, 2009- Ticket prices to see Grammy winning band Coldplay perform near Sacramento were reduced by 50 percent today in an exclusive offer from LiveNation.

This 2-for-1 deal brings the cost of a $35 ticket to $17.50.  

This discount is available for the July 14 show at Sleep Train Amphitheatre in Wheatland, CA. Coldplay’s July 13 shown at the Shoreline Amphitheater is sold out. 

Tickets for this show must be purchased by July 12.  Available ticket levels include (must be bought in pairs):

- Lawn … $17.50 (reg. $35)
- Reserved Level 2 … $39.50 (reg. $79)
- Reserved … $48.50 (reg. $97) 

To buy discounted tickets, click HERE and use password TRAVEL to get the discount. Fees of $6-$11 per ticket are additional. (Full price tickets are subject to the same fees.) Ticket quantities are subject to availability.

Rock on, all my hometown bitches!! Love you, mean it!

 

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25% off White House Black Market

June 19th, 2009 · General

whiteandblack_lgI received the following in email regarding 25% off your entire purchase at White House Black Market and wanted to share, it was sent on behalf of Donna Noce:

Summer’s here and it’s time for a break! Join us at one of our boutiques June 18th and 19th for a fabulous shopping experience and 25% off your purchase.

My greatest passion is to make women feel beautiful. That’s what we’re about. So stop by, bring your friends and preview this summers hottest looks.

We look forward to seeing you and the special women in your life!

Warmly yours,

Donna Noce
Brand President
White House|Black Market

If you want to shop online, use code 8868.  I apologize for the late notice…you will need to shop TODAY as I am a little behind on messages. 

XOXO MakesNooSense

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Six Things You Can’t Say In Seattle

June 18th, 2009 · General

needle1When I first moved to Seattle, my mom gave me a subscription to Seattle Magazine as a housewarming gift.  I love the idea of the magazine but as an inside tip: unless you are a subscriber I think the pricing is a little high considering it appears to be an equal amount of advertisements to articles.  So either subscribe or just read online…and wouldn’t the online option be more fitting for all the green Seattleites (yes, I still have not embraced ‘being green’).  I came across this article in the May issue, which I found hilarious.  I love that the writer (and Seattle Mag editor-at-large), Knute “Skip” Berger, suggests to “clip and save this column; it may save you from social banishment or worse”.  I’ll do one better, I’ll add it to the blog…with comments…because I really do LOVE IT! [Read more →]

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LA Candy

June 18th, 2009 · Girl time

L.A. Candy L.A. Candy by Lauren Conrad

I’m going to confess….while I know “The Hills” wasn’t completely reality, I still loved the show.  Yes, I’m immature!  : ) 

I just read an interview with LC in the July Cosmo magazine (wow, her pics look hot!!) and this is where I first heard of LA Candy.  In the book, the first in a series of three, a girl named Jane moes to LA with her best friend, Scarlett, gets recruited for her own reality show, and quickly finds herself in a steamy love triangle with two men. 

Lauren didn’t use a ghostwriter. She spent seven months on it after outlining the story while traveling in Italy.  I went right to Amazon to order, I can’t wait for it to arrive!!

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Gaycation at Hotel Max Seattle

June 17th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, The Mr., happy hour

Last night I had agreed go to an event at Urbane Coffee and Wine Bar which is located within the Hyatt at Olive 8.  This is another one of those cool hotels with private residences.  I just love that idea!  Hotels rock!  [Read more →]

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Let Me Google That For You

June 17th, 2009 · General

The Let me google that for you site makes me giggle.  I guess it could be ‘just in case you don’t know how to use Google’ but I can’t imagine that really happening I think it’s more of ’here fucker, look it up yourself’. 

I check out the traffic that comes to my site in the same crazy way I called and checked the messages on my answering machine back in 1992.  Back then my phone number was 916-631-SEXY.  Yea, I paid PacBell extra for that one.  I believe Costco now has that phone number.  Call ‘em up.  Tell them I said hey! [Read more →]

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Keith Ferrazzi in Seattle

June 16th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, happy hour

 Last night I went to a Tweetup at the Hotel Max on 6th .  I used to go there a lot because the Nordstrom offices are close by and that is where Shopaholic works.  Oh, I saw her last week!  [Read more →]

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The Heart Ball cont’d…Jim Mora

June 15th, 2009 · Boys, KIR

…cont’d… We head up the escalator at the Sheraton back to the Heart Ball and I’m seeing people packing up and leaving.  I start to wonder if I’ve missed my opportunity to meet Jim Mora Jr

We grab a glass of wine and head into the ballroom.  There is a band playing and some people are dancing.  We stand at one of the back tables and chat while I text Single to see exactly where he is.  Out of the corner of my eye I see a couple walking to the door to leave.  [Read more →]

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10th Annual Heart Ball in Seattle

June 14th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, The Mr.

Last night I was a volunteer at the 10th Annual Heart Ball in Seattle.  What a great event!!  The American Heart Association really did an amazing job take a peek at the auction catalog!  I will admit my motivation for volunteering was that Jim Mora Jr was a co-chair.  [Read more →]

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If You’re HOT I’m Single

June 14th, 2009 · Boys, General, Girl time, The Mr.

…that was the T-shirt of a guy I saw walking down 1st Avenue late this morning (now yesterday morning – never finished this post before I went out…oops).  The thing was, he wasn’t HOT.  He was skinny and he was short.

I had been trying to get some clarity with the 27 different thoughts I had for you today and was having trouble putting it all together; I needed some fresh air.  I went for a walk down to the stadiums [Read more →]

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Tender Breasts?

June 12th, 2009 · General

Last night I had planned on going to Happy Hour at Twilight Martini Lounge.  There was an event going on and I had RSVP’d that I would attend.  The owner is a love and I wanted to show my support and meet some new peeps.  As I was getting ready to leave I got a phone call from Matthew McConaughey (MM).  Whew!  I will admit I was a little concerned; we had exchanged a few text messages but this delicious little treat disappeared off the map.  Apparently he was busy somewhere “off shore”.  Like they don’t have internet out there?? (no seriously…do they??). [Read more →]

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Donald Trump to Miss California: You’re Fired!

June 12th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, The Mr., happy hour

WHA? Miss California, Carrie Prejean, has been fired and stripped of her crown (full story on Fox News and yes, it’s fair and balanced so suck it!).  I had no idea!  Donald Trump states Miss California was fired not because of her controversial views on gay marriage, but for not following the protocol that was required of Miss California.  OMG pageants are such a bunch of crap.  Hilarious!

I spent a big part of yesterday recovering.  I think I may be becoming addicted to Twitter and I’ve discovered a new place to chat YELP!  Do you know of this little gem?  If not, take a second and check it out.  It’s very helpful when you are new to a city!

During my combo day of internet searching and recovering I struck up a conversation with another Seattleite online that I ended up meeting.  [Read more →]

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Do You Want To Watch Me Masturbate?

June 11th, 2009 · Boys, happy hour

I had no plans on Wednesday night.  I thought I may end up home with the cat, which would be fine because he’s a real cool cat but I got a call from Cin in the afternoon and he was kid free and wanting to hang out so we made a plan to meet for Happy Hour at 4pm downtown.  [Read more →]

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How to Train For a Marathon

June 11th, 2009 · Boys, Fitness

If  you really think I am going to tell you how to train for a marathon you may hate me.  I’m not that good of a planner and I’m currently a drinker and a partyer (partier?  party-r? Clearly I’m losing brain cells).  Tuesday I went for a walk around Greenlake.  If you aren’t local, it’s a beautiful area.  Hell, the whole state of Washington is beautiful!  I’m doing the Seattle Rock ‘n’ Roll half marathon in less than three weeks and I guess I figured I should start some training.  Yea, you read that right.  Three weeks before.  I’m an ass… [Read more →]

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Real Housewives, Fake Boobs

June 9th, 2009 · Girl time, KIR

Technically in Jersey they are Fake “Bubbies” but since that’s such a small demographic I went with Boobs.  Two things I love: RH and implants. 

I had a HH ‘date’.  Eh…maybe more on that later.  I want to enjoy my buzz…

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MAC Cosmetics 25% off Online only

June 8th, 2009 · General

mac
Just one more post on cosmetic sales!

I couldn’t post about Bobbi Brown without mentioning MAC Cosmetics is having a 25% off sale next week.

NOTE: did you see next week?
This sale is June 16-18

Offer code is SUMO

Enjoy bitches!!

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Bobbi Brown 25% off June 8-11

June 8th, 2009 · General

bb-saleI wanted to pass this one on..

Bobbi Brown Cosmetics will be having a Summer Shopping Event on June 8th – 11th.

25% entire site. Proceeds go to a $10,000 donation to Dress For Success.

When you check out, the promo code to use is SUMMER1

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iPhone 3G S or the Pre?

June 8th, 2009 · General

Random thought…and I am very random today.  First, what is going on with iPhones, with Sprint Pre, and with AT&T?  I see that AT&T, iPhone, and Apple are all hot topics on Twitter right now.  [Read more →]

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Text 542 KGB

June 7th, 2009 · Boys, General

Have you seen these commercials? Got a question? kgb has answers. Text your question to 542542 (kgbkgb) and kgb’s special agents will text your answer right away.  Wowzers!

I woke up Saturday morning and my question were 1. How in the hell can I get my head to stop pounding and 2 Will those guys from the night before call me to go to the game or should I call them?  I got a big glass of water and went back to bed for a few hours.  I had it in my head that the game was at 10am and that was just too early for me to recover. [Read more →]

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Liquor and Whores

June 7th, 2009 · Boys

I just enjoyed two days with this great group of guys.  We met at Sazerac on Friday night, just as I was about to pack up and head home.  I believe in my previous part one post I said there was 7…I stand corrected..there were 8 guys.  EIGHT fun, male, cuties, most of them with a bit of a southern acccent (I’ve mentioned before I am a big fan) on business travel (yep, that means expense accounts)…euphoria! [Read more →]

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Sazerac Happy Hour

June 6th, 2009 · Girl time, happy hour

Oh my aching head!!  Sazerac Happy Hour, I need to love you just a little bit less… [Read more →]

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No Ordinary Love

June 4th, 2009 · Boys, KIR, The Mr.

I’ve had tweets about it and mentioned it in the blog – I was supposed to be leaving for Portland in the morning to see The Exxx.  That trip is now off.  I’m bummed….and relieved. [Read more →]

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Coach Factory, save an additional 20%, 4 days only

June 4th, 2009 · General

COACH opart_tileI just received an email about this special discount at Coach Factory Stores which gives an additional 20% off for the next 4 days.  This offer is only valid until Sunday, June 7th so you had better get moving.  I love Coach and have mentioned that a few times (here and here)! I have also mentioned I have the Op Art bag (that is the cute design here to the left).  LOVE IT and gets lots of compliments.  Now, I doubt this will be an outlet store already (don’t try and fool us coach marketing department) but I’ll tell you what…I’m still heading there this weekend!

Not sure where to find a “Factory Store” (btw why is it so hard to find them in Google??).  Here ya go, thank me later ; )

Don’t forget to leave a comment if you go.  I’m curious what goodies you ended up with.  ENJOY BITCHES!

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Seattle Sex Club

June 3rd, 2009 · Boys

I’m considering something completely IN-FUCKING-SANE; a lifestyle (oh come on…sex) club.  Calm down.  First, I’m considering going to a sex club in Seattle and if I do go it would be just to check it out and cross it off my list (just like when I went skydiving).  Odds are, I will absolutely NOT contribute….but….never say never, right? [Read more →]

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Butt Dust?

June 2nd, 2009 · General

Thanks to a conversation I had with some of my girls I’ve felt the need to discuss something serious here on the blog….little bits of toilet paper in your vag.  [Read more →]

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Matthew McConaughey in Seattle?

June 1st, 2009 · Boys, The Mr.

I swear I just had an encounter with Matthew McConaughey in the SeaTac airport.  I think I may be delirious… [Read more →]

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“The F Word”

June 1st, 2009 · General, Girl time, Mistress, The Mr.

I feel like I’m throwing it on auto-pilot by not typing a more detailed post; my apologies.  I spent the day today with Cin and LBC.  OMG I love these two people.  She’s so cute and sweet and he is just this brilliant, creative bastard.  The two of them together equals fun[Read more →]

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Texts From Last Night

May 30th, 2009 · General

I’ve got a couple ideas for posts going on:

  • Can you love two people at once
  • Anal sex
  • Tiny bits of toilet paper women get in their vag  AKA “butt dust” (hey, Charmin even added it in their commercial). 

Emotional, sexual, and humorous.  I’ve got some work to do.  So what do I do when I’m trying to focus and get some work done?  Fuck around online, right?  The internet is full of good shit!  So here are two of my new favorites: [Read more →]

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Kiss Me

May 30th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time

The last ten days have been a little…ummm, hectic with regard to boys.  London (so cute), The Hacker (delicious), and now a trip to see the Mr (my love), and then the next day with the Ex (my ultimate heartache)?  Whew!  These men are all so different but here’s what they all have in common….  Great kissing!!  I am weak for a man that can kiss.  [Read more →]

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Cinebarre

May 29th, 2009 · Boys, General

Last night Cin and I went to a VIP party at the Cinebarre in Mountlake Terrace.  This is one of those movie theaters that offers first-run movies along with a full menu and beer/wine, delivered to your seat.  We had free champagne, beer, apps, and pizzas and the choice of watching either Terminator Salvation or Star Trek.  [Read more →]

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Blame It

May 29th, 2009 · General

Ok, one week ago I was bitching to my sister that I hated this song and now I am so crazy about it.  Could be because it’s 2am….blame it on the vodka. 

Update, the next morning…I found an even BETTER version!  A Barack Obama Spoof of Jamie Foxx’s, Blame It…hilarious!

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IMDb.com

May 28th, 2009 · General

Running late but I have to post this….I booked a ticket to the Mr in Ca next week, Mon-Wed.  I get home late Weds and then Fri-Sat in in Portland to met the ridiculously hot ex (24 yrs old BTW!!).  I’ve got plans with two different guys tonight….in my head I hear Richard Gere in the movie Pretty Woman….”Impossible relationships. My special gift is impossible relationships.”  [Read more →]

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Hackers Are People Too

May 28th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, happy hour

I’ve been putting off blogging today.  When do we reach TMI?  [Read more →]

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Memorial Day Weekend

May 26th, 2009 · General, Girl time

A phone sex joke (which was funny BTW) and a book report (which I really read)….ok, you’re on to me (and several of you emailed or picked up the phone to call me out)…I didn’t have the best time with the girls in Lake Chelan this weekend.  There….I said it.

I feel like a bastard typing it out.  [Read more →]

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Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man

May 26th, 2009 · Boys

I just finished reading Steve Harvey’s book, “Act Like A Lady, Think Like A Man”. A good friend told me about it and after discussing it with some of my other girls, I found out a lot of us are already reading! If you have not checked it out I do recommend because, ultimately, “women are completely clueless when it comes to understanding how men think.” [Read more →]

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Phone Sex

May 26th, 2009 · General

About ten years ago I had a job doing phone sex.  In all honesty, I HATED it but I really needed the money.  I worked from home and on the weekends started about 6am.  I would put on my headset, block call waiting, and call in for work.  You sit for EIGHT hours with this damn headset on.  Sometimes I was cleaning the house, doing laundry, and yes, sometimes I was truly into it; hey, I like sex!  I got an email with this video today and it make me laugh.  I will post my latest in just a bit.  But you need a giggle.  BTW….nice accent…..(smile….thinking about London, London, London!!!)

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Lake Chelan, WA

May 23rd, 2009 · General

Girls weekend!!  My girlfriend, Maui planned a girls trip for memorial day weekend.  She owns a condo right on the lake in Lake Chelan, WA.  [Read more →]

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Darcy Fever

May 23rd, 2009 · General

Thursday turned out to be a hectic day.  I’m writing this on Saturday and I feel like it’s the first chance I’ve had to really relax.  [Read more →]

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Working Women’s Wednesday Seattle

May 23rd, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, KIR, happy hour

Wednesday night LBC and I went to The Parlor in Bellevue.  Every Wednesday the local radio station, movin 92.5, promotes “Working Women’s Wednesday”.  I thought this would be a great opportunity to meet some new fun girls, talk about the July 1 medspa party I am starting to put together, LBC’s sex toys, and maybe even get some new readers for the blog.  [Read more →]

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Shoes!

May 21st, 2009 · Girl time, KIR

I swear I am about to post about last night!  I am still going through emails and answering calls.  I got a call this morning from a fun girl here in Seattle that I have not seen in forever!  She was on her way in to the office so she had some time to catch up.  She asks, wanna tell me or should I read it in the blog?  That made me laugh.  Waiting on my 9am call from the Mr and then I’m off to meet a guy about improving my site even more.  Love it!

In the meantime, I got an email about $10 off $50 at DSW shoes.  If you do not know about DSW, now you do.  My Coach shoes that I love so much…DSW.  My Jessica Simpson boots that LBC says she wants to steal everytime I wear them…DSW.  I could go on and on.  Their prices are fabulous and they have a frequent shopper program for those of us with addictions. 

Anyway, here’s the link.  Get yourself something cute!!  You deserve it bitches!  (Yes, it says one time use…suck it…shop online if you have to.  It’s not like you’re really WORKING…you’re fucking around reading blogs!)

Love ya, mean it! XOXO  MakesNooSense

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Real Housewives of NYC Reunion

May 21st, 2009 · KIR

You may already know I am a big fan of Real Housewives!  I love them all with the exception of Atlanta; I’m going to downgrade that one to like.  Trust me, I still watch!!  I’m a Cali girl so of course the So Cal bitches are my FAVS but NY can definitely rock the cat fight.  I’d like to see RH of Texas.  Everything is bigger and it just makes me think of Roseanne’s line “white trash with money”.  Think of the possibilities!

Speaking of white trash….I just got home from the bar at 7am.  I hated being in the hotel elevator stinking like alcohol (note to self…start carrying a toothbrush again) and wearing lasts night look.  Nothing says call girl like 5″ heels, a pencil skirt, and satin top at 6:30 in the damn morning.  The alcohol breathe just confirmed I did it for free.  I did it all for nookie, I believe?  More on that in the next post. 

I got home to an email from Scented Glossy Magazines.  Love this bitch.  She is hilarious!!  She writes all about the Housewives and some other Bravo shows.  Take a peek at her site….only when you are done with mine.  I subscribe so in my inbox this morning I got this video. 

Careful if you are at the office, there is a lot of FUCK in there…which could be why I loved it so but it just hit my funny bone.  Maybe its the lack of sleep and the 500 calorie a day diet I’m on (seeing my hot ex in 2 weeks) or maybe it’s just funny shit.  Enjoy!  I’m going to grab some coffee and work on the post about last night.  Luuucy…you got some ’splainin to do!!!

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May is National Masturbation Month

May 20th, 2009 · General

This is absolute news to me.  But I am excited to have another author for this one.  She is clearly a fan of masturbation and she sells sex toys which I think are fabulous!

Forget other holidays this month, like Cinco de Mayo and Mother’s Day, May is National Masturbation Month.  Practice makes pleasure. Self pleasure is the best way to help you discover your sexual confidence, your sexual preferences and desires and valuable information about your body that you can share with your partner.  [Read more →]

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Comedy Club

May 20th, 2009 · Boys

Tonight I went out with one of my front runners from Thursday.  Not one of the guys that made it back to my place but one that I was actually interested in going on a date.  We met a Brix Wine Cafe in Kirkland for happy hour and ended up staying for dinner.  It was a completely last minute date brought on by some flirtatious emails during the day.  I was flattered that he ‘moved some things around’ to meet with me.  His plans could have been a date with the Dancing with the Stars finale and he just  needed to confirm he could actually set Tivo from his computer, but I liked that he made me feel important.  [Read more →]

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Create A Mind Blowing Climax with Heels?

May 18th, 2009 · Girl time

It’s no secret that I’m a big fan of high heels.  They’re stylish, flirty and great for your posture and now according to experts, they’re better for your health and sex life, too!  We’ve all heard how damaging super-stilettos can be to feet but now experts are warning FLAT SHOES can be just as dangerous. [Read more →]

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Weekend Update

May 18th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, happy hour

Sunday night and I’ve just finished watching the Desperate Housewives season finale.  Now that Nicollette Sheridan is out I think I can finally quit watching.  Lynette, pregnant with twins?  Mike, marrying……?  Blah!  The only potentially good story was the little hooker living with Gabby and cat fights get old quick.  This review brought to you by Vodka….. : )  Kidding, I’m sober!

We had a beautiful weekend in Seattle!  I hear it was 103 degrees in Sacramento which I is just slightly cooler than the temperature in HELL!  [Read more →]

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Cum On My Tits

May 15th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, happy hour

2:54 AM!  I just kicked the last guy out of the house.  Of course prior to kicking him out my two girls and I watched him masturbate and he came on my boobs.  Whew….long night….let me get you there… [Read more →]

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Alaska Airlines

May 14th, 2009 · Girl time

Alaska Airlines…oh how I love you so.  I got a notice in the mail yesterday that you were making some changes to your fabulous mileage program.  Yes, I was mad for a moment but mostly because you have spoiled me for years now, you silly bastards. [Read more →]

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Craigslist to Ban Erotic Services Ads??

May 13th, 2009 · Boys, KIR

I am a big fan of CL and I’m sure you are too!  It feels like a modern version of every weekend that my mom announced we were going “garage sailing!”, as if it were some fun cruise.  I hated garage sailing; driving around from place to place to pick through another persons crap was just never fun to me.  But sitting in the comfort of my own home reading about it?  I love it!  [Read more →]

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Recycle

May 11th, 2009 · Boys

• Your Mom is not the only thing that can be used more than once
• Make the world better in 2 ways: Recycle and shave your back
• Make up for child abuse by recycling

No, not that type of recycling….I am fighting going green you know.  I’m talking about when you get a call from a guy you had completely written off for whatever reason and all of sudden you get a text that pops up as if no time had passed since you last had contact.  I had three of these last week.  Is something in the air?? [Read more →]

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Bringing the Pretty

May 11th, 2009 · Girl time, KIR

My sleep is completely off right now and since this new site is not 100% switched over I’m stressed, which is also contributing to my sleep issues, so my mind is racing.  [Read more →]

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Is Perception Reality?

May 10th, 2009 · KIR

I got my first dose of  ‘hate mail’ today.  I have to admit that it really wasn’t that tough but my first reaction was to be a bit butt hurt but as the day went on I kind of laughed and eventually enjoyed the thought of it!  First let me share this readers comments…. [Read more →]

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Cin

May 10th, 2009 · Boys

Yesterday was a beautiful day in Seattle.  Sunshine, thank you so much for visiting us!!  We appreciate you!  I woke up and got in a great workout, cleaned my house, and did some much needed grocery shopping.  Productive morning!!  I had an afternoon date with a film director/producer which I was really excited about! [Read more →]

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Over Before It Started

May 9th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time

TGIF – well actually now it’s Saturday but here’s the rundown from yesterday.  [Read more →]

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301 Redirect

May 8th, 2009 · Girl time

Ok…I’m just going to put it in a little bit…ever heard that one??  Well, here’s what….I’m going to tell you a little bit of info.  First, I am just about a cocktail away from being hammered…wait wait wait, true but what I MEANT to say was I’m just about a good handjob away from giving you an automatic redirect to the NEW SITE!! 

www.Single-in-Seattle.com

Ok ok..maybe I came too quick and should have waited to tell you but I do monitor traffic and (I won’t tell your boss) I get waaay more hits during the week.  Go figure, right?!  So since it’s Friday - chillax, goof off at the water cooler and talk about the impending update to the new site.  I have a mixer tonight for the Dr in Bellevue, a date with MBA on Saturday, and momma on Sunday (gotta have heaven points).

For the frequent readers (God love you Boyds!!!) I will update on hearing from Techie (lots of text messages), Art (ugh!), and an old ex from California poppin up on the scene.  New stuff to come.  New site!  Thanks so much for checking in.  Stay safe and tell momma you love her this weekend! 

Quick note…tonight I was busing making my fabulous cheesecake but I while I was in the kitchen baking I caught a glimpse of LBC jacking off Fiance with her new  MIMI….ummm WHA?  I gotta keep it real…I have a smidge of experience with Mimi…but then again why show all my cards tonight….stay tuned.  Love you!!!

MakesNooSense

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Chasing Amy

May 7th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time

I feel like there is an added bonus in the being the new girl in town.  Sure, I have a hard time figuring out where the closest grocery store is or if there will be a parking lot at the place I am going to (or if I have to drive around looking to parallel park on the streets) but when it comes to dating it’s like my past has been erased.  What a nice feeling!  I enjoy the phrase ‘it’s not my first rodeo’ but often times what I’m really saying is I have a very fun and colorful past.  The rodeo thing sounds so much nicer, doesn’t it?  [Read more →]

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The Social Register

May 6th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, happy hour

Tonight LBC, TNS, and I went to the Whole Foods in Bellevue for wine tasting.  I heard of the event from meetup.com but had no idea it was being talked about on the local news, KIRO radio, and Seattle Times.  WHA?  I am so glad we got there early or we might have just turned around; the place was packed!!  We met some really interesting people.  [Read more →]

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Women’s Health News

May 5th, 2009 · KIR, happy hour

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?

If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.   [Read more →]

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Pay It Forward

May 5th, 2009 · Girl time

This crazy, advertisement free blog is really a pleasure to write and to live all the experiences.  Instead of asking you for donations (some day I might, stay tuned), I’m going to ask you to click on this link and help Erin Peterson.  Erin is a teacher looking for help with student loans.  All you need to do is vote for her video. 

Maybe I’m just drunk off wine and sex talk from the passion party tonight.  Either way, help a teacher out!  Love you!!

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Cocktail Compass

May 4th, 2009 · happy hour

Clearly I am going to need to break down and get this fucking iPhone.  It’s not like I’m a cheap bastard, I have the AT&T tilt (windows based) and have posted before I wasn’t going to make the switch to an apple product.  I was talking to a friend today and he told me about the cocktail compass app that will allow you to find the closest happy hour BASED ON WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW?  Wha??  [Read more →]

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Fingered

May 4th, 2009 · Boys

I’m sad tonight.  I had been looking forward to a date with my crush, Art, for almost a week.  The last time we saw each other was a week ago.  He has been working at the gallery six days a week now.  Although we didn’t have a commitment on time, I knew he had a few things to take care of early and then (I thought) we would get together later in the afternoon/early evening.  [Read more →]

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Pink Door Seattle

May 3rd, 2009 · Boys, General

Last night I went to dinner with the widower that I sat next to on the flight Wednesday.  He suggested we go to the Pink Door in the market.  I had never been so I was excited to check it out.  “Widower” was concerned about parking (I can so relate) so I grabbed a spot on the street earlier and he parked in my garage and we walked down to the market.  Since I had planned for the walk I wore boots with a lower heel.  So yes, less bitching out of me on this date!  :) [Read more →]

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Columbia Club

May 3rd, 2009 · Girl time, happy hour

Oops…this one was stuck as a saved draft and should have post 2 days ago. My apologies, here ya go….Thursdsay was another double booking.  I really do struggle with those because I feel like someone isn’t getting a full does of Makesnoosense.  [Read more →]

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Knee High Seattle WA

May 2nd, 2009 · Boys

Yesterday was an absolutely beautiful day in Seattle!  I had an afternoon at the spa and I had a date with a business daddy that Fiance happened to have set me up with.  This was a blind date but LBC kindly emailed me a link to his website with his picture so I had a general idea of what to expect.  Remember Fiance is a big daddy director in finance so I hoped this one would be good! [Read more →]

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Clarisonic

May 2nd, 2009 · Girl time

I am taking a day to relax and recover from this week.  Whew, when it rains it pours.  Ever feel that way in your life?  You have no friends that want to hang out or EVERYONE does.  You have no guys calling or all of a sudden your phone is blowing up.  Why is that??  Is it ‘ebb and flow’ is it some sexy confidence that you are subconsciously putting out there and people are responding to it once the phone starts ringing…or on the other side they are responding to the shoulder slump when it STOPS?  I’d like to figure it out at some point because it is raining right now and I don’t want the fun to stop (well literally raining…f*cking Seattle, this weekend is supposed to be the start of boating season, not so much)! [Read more →]

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Home

April 30th, 2009 · Boys

Honey, I’m home!!  I either have a hangover or I have caught the H1N1 Swine Flu.  Let’s hope for the best.  [Read more →]

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Adulterous Sexual Encounter

April 28th, 2009 · Mistress, The Mr., affair

We’re here we are in sunny California.  Unfortunately it is not the 78 degree weather that weather.com promised.  Bastards.  I brought a bikini but don’t think it will make it out of the suitcase.  I might try and model it when the Mr gets back to the hotel but honestly he just prefers naked.  I did bring a cute little bra and panties set.  I can’t help it.  I have a very girly side and think even if a guy says he doesn’t need all of that….he really does enjoy it. [Read more →]

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High Heels

April 28th, 2009 · Boys, General, happy hour

We love em and we hate em!  I love the confidence because I know men think they are sexy but hate how darn uncomfortable they can be.  [Read more →]

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PlayDate in Seattle

April 27th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, happy hour

Saturday night was supposed to be PlayDate but after being on the go so much lately I was starting to not feel at as the day went on.  Oh come on, I still made it out – I owe it to my readers!  [Read more →]

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ASU

April 26th, 2009 · Match dates

It’s been a few weeks since my match.com membership was up for renewal.  I’ve had so much going on I didn’t see the need to re-up just yet.  I still haven’t finished dating the ones I’ve exchanged phone number with.  Besides, I’ve been thinking maybe I need to change my screen name now that I have the blog?  The other day I went through my phone and called a few people that I have had on hold.  I will be in CA next week so my calendar is a little full.  The last thing I want to do is call to make plans….’hey, we exchanged phone numbers three weeks ago…?’ gross!

I made plans with a former ASU alum (baseball scholorship) that I will refer to as Bball.  [Read more →]

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Friday night

April 25th, 2009 · Boys

After my experience Thursday (leaving for a ‘minute’ and coming back home 14 hours later) I realized I’ve got to get up and be ready to roll early!!  Being social has become my new job.  The Mr called me about 8:30am and probably expected me to be in bed but I was just finishing my makeup since I had a 9am nail appointment.  Ahhhh, we love getting our nails done!!!  I finished nails and called LBC to see what she was up to.  I thought TNS and were going to go over to the Dr’s office I am doing so marketing for.  I’m creating a website for his med spa and she was going to shoot some video for me,  but I hadn’t heard from her since the night before when she decided to stay at the millionaires club (I have learned since that night “Kirland Hef” is well known in the area – details to follow).  LBC asked me to pack up my laptop and come over.  Done! [Read more →]

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Skinny Dipping?!!

April 24th, 2009 · Boys, Girl time, happy hour

Holy fuck!  It is after midnight and I have a FULL schedule tomorrow but I have to capture today while it is still fresh because it is such a situation!! [Read more →]

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