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Fake Pregnancy

July 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Boys, KIR

Here’s a confession that goes back about 5 years…guilty with explanation and read the explanation before you trip out and think I tried to “trap” some guy.  Blah…hardly fuckers.
I’m flipping channels and see that Lindsay Lohan has a TV movie tonight called “Labor Pains” in which she fakes a pregnancy to keep a job.  Again, [...]

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Michael Jackson Is Not The Biological Father?

July 1st, 2009 · 3 Comments · KIR, Mistress, The Mr.

Here we go with more Michael Jackson news.  The internet, and as I was just in the car, my local radio station, so I’m sure E! and other tv shows, are reporting that Michael Jackson is not the biological father of Prince Michael and Paris, his two older kids.  REALLY?  Are you shocked?  Have you seen their photos?  Let’s not forget that at [...]

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Hair or Bare?

June 21st, 2009 · 3 Comments · Boys, KIR, The Mr.

Do you believe in the expression about ’you don’t get something for nothing’, something along the lines of ‘you’ve gotta give to get’?  I do.

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The Heart Ball cont’d…Jim Mora

June 15th, 2009 · 6 Comments · Boys, KIR

…cont’d… We head up the escalator at the Sheraton back to the Heart Ball and I’m seeing people packing up and leaving.  I start to wonder if I’ve missed my opportunity to meet Jim Mora Jr. 
We grab a glass of wine and head into the ballroom.  There is a band playing and some people are [...]

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Real Housewives, Fake Boobs

June 9th, 2009 · No Comments · Girl time, KIR

Technically in Jersey they are Fake “Bubbies” but since that’s such a small demographic I went with Boobs.  Two things I love: RH and implants. 

I had a HH ‘date’.  Eh…maybe more on that later.  I want to enjoy my buzz…

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No Ordinary Love

June 4th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, KIR, The Mr.

I’ve had tweets about it and mentioned it in the blog – I was supposed to be leaving for Portland in the morning to see The Exxx.  That trip is now off.  I’m bummed….and relieved.

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Working Women’s Wednesday Seattle

May 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, Girl time, KIR, happy hour

Wednesday night LBC and I went to The Parlor in Bellevue.  Every Wednesday the local radio station, movin 92.5, promotes “Working Women’s Wednesday”.  I thought this would be a great opportunity to meet some new fun girls, talk about the July 1 medspa party I am starting to put together, LBC’s sex toys, and maybe even [...]

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Shoes!

May 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment · Girl time, KIR

I swear I am about to post about last night!  I am still going through emails and answering calls.  I got a call this morning from a fun girl here in Seattle that I have not seen in forever!  She was on her way in to the office so she had some time to catch up.  She [...]

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Real Housewives of NYC Reunion

May 21st, 2009 · 1 Comment · KIR

You may already know I am a big fan of Real Housewives!  I love them all with the exception of Atlanta; I’m going to downgrade that one to like.  Trust me, I still watch!!  I’m a Cali girl so of course the So Cal bitches are my FAVS but NY can definitely rock the cat [...]

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Craigslist to Ban Erotic Services Ads??

May 13th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, KIR

I am a big fan of CL and I’m sure you are too!  It feels like a modern version of every weekend that my mom announced we were going “garage sailing!”, as if it were some fun cruise.  I hated garage sailing; driving around from place to place to pick through another persons crap was just [...]

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Bringing the Pretty

May 11th, 2009 · 8 Comments · Girl time, KIR

My sleep is completely off right now and since this new site is not 100% switched over I’m stressed, which is also contributing to my sleep issues, so my mind is racing. 

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Is Perception Reality?

May 10th, 2009 · 4 Comments · KIR

I got my first dose of  ‘hate mail’ today.  I have to admit that it really wasn’t that tough but my first reaction was to be a bit butt hurt but as the day went on I kind of laughed and eventually enjoyed the thought of it!  First let me share this readers comments….

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Women’s Health News

May 5th, 2009 · 1 Comment · KIR, happy hour

Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.  

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Drunk Driving

April 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, General, Girl time, KIR, Match dates, happy hour

Well, well biitches. Lucky #44 is a drunk post.  Who would have thunk it.  What a situation tonight.  Here’s the scoop.  First, I met LBC for happy hour at the new Beach House in Kirkland.  Cool spot.  As I wait for her to arrive I get a check in call from the Mr.  How stinking [...]

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Life In The Fast Lane

April 17th, 2009 · 2 Comments · KIR

Last night we were discussing the economy, etc.  Lots of broke people out there right now.  I live right in the heart of downtown Seattle and we have (what feels like) a TON of homeless here.  Ok, take that thought and then combine with this one…
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Fake Text Message

April 14th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, KIR, Mistress

Sunday I got a text message from GM.  He’s the asshole I bought all the cheesecake stuff for and he couldn’t bother to bring over a few items (bowl, meauring cup) so I didn’t have to buy them.  Ok, that story is dead so I’ll let it go but I’m also letting him go.  Now [...]

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Rate My Date

April 14th, 2009 · 1 Comment · KIR, Match dates

Wouldn’t it be GREAT if the various dating sites (let’s just say Match.com) would use the eBay format of receiving a feedback/rating from other members?  Of course we’d set up some guidelines,

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Strap-on responds…

April 14th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, KIR, Mistress

I promised an update regarding the Salesman that I put it to with a  strap-on…well today is your lucky day!

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Watch me masturbate

April 13th, 2009 · 1 Comment · KIR

Got ya.  Ok, seriously…I wake up this morning feeling the need for sex (keep it real, that is basically EVERY morning).  I’ve got the cat trained that as soon as I wake up it’s bathroom break and then a feeding.  He realized I was awake but I ignore him.  I’m going to need a private moment [...]

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AA

March 21st, 2009 · No Comments · Boys, General, KIR, Match dates, The Mr.

I’m on my morning check in call with the Mr (he calls each morning either when wifey goes to the gym or when he’s on his way into work) and my other line rings and I see it’s AA calling so I send him to vm.  After I get off the phone I listen to his message.  [...]

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Walk of Shame

March 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, KIR, Match dates

Well the mystery is solved….Good Guy is, well, pretty darn good!
We had planned a Sunday night dinner/second date.  Since he came downtown for the first date, I went to Kirkland.  He gave me his address which I immediately put into google earth and zillow (KIR!).  So he bought the house on the last day of [...]

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Flashback Friday

March 7th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, KIR

I rarely go out on Friday nights.  All the kids come in from who the hell knows where to get crazy downtown so it’s crowded with annoying young 20 somethings.  Ick!  There’s a quick way to make you feel old.  So I’ve decided each Friday I will go back into my mental rolodex or old school [...]

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Glasses

March 5th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, Fitness, KIR, Match dates

Last night I went out with ‘glasses’.  I’ve decided to not use names (not even match names) to protect the sometimes innocent.  Glasses is 41 and lives close by in Wallingford.  I still haven’t been in Seattle long enough to judge if Wallingford is a fabulous area or what it’s really known for (like Capitol [...]

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