And then we had sex. Well, we both fucked a dildo….so do I say we had sex?
I started out the night at Amber for happy hour. I had a few friends meeting there: my neighbor, that I have talked about before but yet to name and a hot Belltown girlfriend that moved here 3 months ago from [...]
Entries Tagged as 'happy hour'
I Kissed A Girl
July 24th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Girl time, The Mr., happy hour
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My Cell Needs A Breathalyzer
July 11th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Boys, Girl time, happy hour
Thursday night I went to an event at Twist. Cool spot with, I believe to be, the longest happy hour in Belltown (yeah for HH). I met some old friends that I hadn’t seen in awhile. Old friends rock! One of the guys that I was looking forward to seeing again told me I was an [...]
Tags: Belltown·Belltown Pizza·breathalyzer·drunk dial·happy hour·The List·Twist Seattle·Vela
Art
July 10th, 2009 · No Comments · Boys, The Mr., happy hour
Wednesday night I headed over to the Eastside to visit with LBC. We decided to go to happy hour at El Gaucho; I had not yet been to the Bellevue location. Although it was nothing like the sexy, dark Seattle location (which I love…totally conducive to a scandalous sitch) I thought it was a really cool [...]
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What Happens In Seattle…
July 5th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Girl time, happy hour
Friday night my girlfriend, “Stylicious” flew in from my hometown to take care of my beauty needs. Stylicious is a hard core glamour technician! She has done my nails, waxed my everything (down to nose hair), cut, bleached, color corrected my hair (I now realize you should never color or cut your own hair), and she has [...]
Tags: 13 coins·Belltown Pizza·out of town·Seattle·what happens in
The Fairmont Olympic Hotel Seattle
June 26th, 2009 · No Comments · Boys, Girl time, happy hour
Tuesday night at Gaucho – LBC and I had already ordered a round when Single showed up. We chatting for awhile and moved to a table in the bar when I found out my new friend “Bunny” was coming down. I call her Bunny because she bar hops around Belltown and she’s also a runner [...]
Tags: El Gaucho Seattle·Fairmont·four seasons·Seattle·wax on Belltown
Donald Trump to Miss California: You’re Fired!
June 12th, 2009 · No Comments · Boys, Girl time, The Mr., happy hour
WHA? Miss California, Carrie Prejean, has been fired and stripped of her crown (full story on Fox News and yes, it’s fair and balanced so suck it!). I had no idea! Donald Trump states Miss California was fired not because of her controversial views on gay marriage, but for not following the protocol that was required of [...]
Tags: Carrie Prejean·Chemistry.com·Donald Trump·Miss California·pageant·Seattle·sushi·twitter·Wasabi Bistro Seattle·yelp
Do You Want To Watch Me Masturbate?
June 11th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Boys, happy hour
I had no plans on Wednesday night. I thought I may end up home with the cat, which would be fine because he’s a real cool cat but I got a call from Cin in the afternoon and he was kid free and wanting to hang out so we made a plan to meet for [...]
Tags: Beatles·Belltown·Bill Clinton·cocktail·downtown·Edgewater Hotel·Frank Zappa·happy hour·Led Zepplin·masterbate·masturbate·nightclub·pier 67·Rolling Stones·Seattle·See Sound Lounge·sex and the city·Six Seven·wine
Working Women’s Wednesday Seattle
May 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, Girl time, KIR, happy hour
Wednesday night LBC and I went to The Parlor in Bellevue. Every Wednesday the local radio station, movin 92.5, promotes “Working Women’s Wednesday”. I thought this would be a great opportunity to meet some new fun girls, talk about the July 1 medspa party I am starting to put together, LBC’s sex toys, and maybe even [...]
Tags: 92.5·Bellevue·cocktails·comedians·First date·London·makeout·movin 92.5·Seattle·The Parlor·working women's wednesday
Weekend Update
May 18th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, Girl time, happy hour
Sunday night and I’ve just finished watching the Desperate Housewives season finale. Now that Nicollette Sheridan is out I think I can finally quit watching. Lynette, pregnant with twins? Mike, marrying……? Blah! The only potentially good story was the little hooker living with Gabby and cat fights get old quick. This review brought to you [...]
Tags: football·Kerry Park·Mount Si·NFL·Seahawks·Seattle·sightseeing·Spitfire·Steelers·Tini Bigs·tourist
Cum On My Tits
May 15th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Boys, Girl time, happy hour
2:54 AM! I just kicked the last guy out of the house. Of course prior to kicking him out my two girls and I watched him masturbate and he came on my boobs. Whew….long night….let me get you there…
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Tags: boob job·boobies·boobs·cum·DIFFA·fundraiser·happy hour·masterbate·masterbation·masturbation·Seattle·titties
The Social Register
May 6th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, Girl time, happy hour
Tonight LBC, TNS, and I went to the Whole Foods in Bellevue for wine tasting. I heard of the event from meetup.com but had no idea it was being talked about on the local news, KIRO radio, and Seattle Times. WHA? I am so glad we got there early or we might have just turned around; the place [...]
Tags: Art·Bellevue·bethenny frankel·Billy Wayne Davis·Ciroc Vodka·crush·real housewives·volunteering·Whole Foods·wine tasting
Women’s Health News
May 5th, 2009 · 1 Comment · KIR, happy hour
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
If you answered “yes” to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
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Tags: cinco de drinko·cinco de mayo·drinks·margarita·may 5th·party
Cocktail Compass
May 4th, 2009 · No Comments · happy hour
Clearly I am going to need to break down and get this fucking iPhone. It’s not like I’m a cheap bastard, I have the AT&T tilt (windows based) and have posted before I wasn’t going to make the switch to an apple product. I was talking to a friend today and he told me about [...]
Tags: cocktail compass·happy hour·hh·iphone·Megan Seling·Seattle·The Stranger
My New TAG Heuer
May 1st, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, happy hour
Last night I had a friend pick me up at the airport. She’s a long time family friend; actually my little sisters best friend. She’s a student at UW and I had asked her to stay with my cat and then she was able to stay right in the city ALONE (you know when you’re [...]
Tags: business daddy·cellars·city·expense account·purple cafe·Seattle·student·UW·W hotel·wine·wine flights
PlayDate in Seattle
April 27th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, Girl time, happy hour
Saturday night was supposed to be PlayDate but after being on the go so much lately I was starting to not feel at as the day went on. Oh come on, I still made it out – I owe it to my readers!
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Skinny Dipping?!!
April 24th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Boys, Girl time, happy hour
Holy fuck! It is after midnight and I have a FULL schedule tomorrow but I have to capture today while it is still fresh because it is such a situation!!
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Tags: boating·kirkland·naked·skinny dipping·streaking·waterfront
Drunk Driving
April 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, General, Girl time, KIR, Match dates, happy hour
Well, well biitches. Lucky #44 is a drunk post. Who would have thunk it. What a situation tonight. Here’s the scoop. First, I met LBC for happy hour at the new Beach House in Kirkland. Cool spot. As I wait for her to arrive I get a check in call from the Mr. How stinking [...]
Tags: drinking and driving·drunk·final date·happy hour·kirkland·Nordstrom·Wa
Scottsdale
April 22nd, 2009 · 1 Comment · Match dates, The Mr., happy hour
Monday night I had a date with a guy from Scottsdale. Yes, I’m blogging about a date from two days ago…figuring all this blogging shit is killing me. I’d like to formally offer, in writing bitches, a nice lap dance and happy ending to the f*cker that can help me really figure this shit out. I [...]
Tags: arizona·blondes·botox·drinking·First date·four seasons·pear vodka·scottsdale
Hello, my name is…Fabulous
April 15th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Girl time, happy hour
Yes, it’s been used before..but I still think it’s cute and there are actually people out there that have NEVER seen an episode of SATC. My BFF is one. How is that really? We are clearly, the cliche ying and yang. I feel I am living it (maybe that’s narcissistic of me?) and she’s never [...]
Tags: choke me out·choking·crush·friend zone·hair pulling·networking·new friend·sex and the city