I saw someone found my blog today by searching “where to get laid in Seattle”…this made me laugh….mostly because MY site popped up. That is beautiful!
So much crazy shit has gone down this weekend. Friday night I went to Del Rey to meet a group of friends, I found out July 24th is national tequila day [...]
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Where To Get Laid In Seattle
July 28th, 2009 · No Comments · General
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Plain Jane
July 19th, 2009 · No Comments · General
So I guess I’ll update the ‘about me’ page because I have just adopted the name….drumroll please….
Jane Michaels
MakesNooSense was great and I loved when I was on Chemisty, Match, etc wondering if potential dates would ever Google a screen name but it never happened…well, as far as I know. I got tired of Facebook asking [...]
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Imitation Is Flattering, But Another Single In Seattle Site??
July 17th, 2009 · 5 Comments · General
So I glanced at my Google alerts to find out the scoop in Belltown, Single life, etc and found that about two weeks ago a chick in Seattle started a blogger site about being Single in Seattle. Hmmm, she even has a similar Twitter name @SeattleSingle. At first I was annoyed. Really girl? Been when I [...]
Tags: Belltown Pizza·Ciroc·dating in Seattle·Del Rey·hang over·project free tv·sake·Seattle·Single in Seattle·sobriety·The Hangover·Wasabi Bistro
It’s Not You, It’s Me…
July 16th, 2009 · 3 Comments · General
In the last week I’ve taken the blog down, wrote to my subscribers and provided a password so only they could read, then removed it for everyone, and just last night put it back up. I also did a home job shaving my poor cat. I’m not sure if that is related but I think it all [...]
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I Need A Pen Name
July 10th, 2009 · 4 Comments · General
For some insane reason I woke up at 6am today, which means I have been up for 5 hours now. I am still in my jammies, have not touched the TV (but I do have pandora on), and I haven’t done anything but sit in front of my damn laptop. Addicted much?
I’ve been checking out [...]
MTV’s “Real” World
July 7th, 2009 · No Comments · General
I happen to be home tonight so I’m catching MTV’s Real World, Cancun. Since the inception of the blog I have joined that annoying group that says “I don’t really watch TV” but at one time….look out. So here’s a story….unfortunately it makes me sound as old as dirty but it’s good enough to tell. [...]
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Are You Ready For Some Football?
June 30th, 2009 · No Comments · General
First, I wanna give credit, where credit is due. I found this on Twitter, tweeted by Miss PinkSlipPerks. I absolutely LOVE football and since the Mr knows Hank Williams Jr personally (which means he also knows Kid Rock who I just posted on yesterday…oops, I rarely name drop so please forgive) I just had to [...]
Kellie Pickler and Kid Rock??
June 29th, 2009 · No Comments · General
American Idol season 5 finalist and country superstar Kellie Pickler is reportedly dating musician Kid Rock? Britney Spears is engaged? Bradley Cooper denies dating Jennifer Anniston?
Good to know I’m not the only one with insanity in the dating world!
I need a drink How about this PSA? Three things I love…celebrities, E!, and Ciroc! FABULOUS!
BTW [...]
Tags: Britney Spears engaged·Ciroc·E!·Jennifer Anniston Bradley Cooper·Kellie Pickler·Kid Rock·Sheryl Crow
Bunny Fills In The Blanks
June 26th, 2009 · No Comments · General
It was nice to have a Bunny provide some insight on the end of the evening. Even better that she took the time to email me the details and gave me permission to add them in the blog! So here goes a little more clarity…
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Oh no! Laptop Down
June 25th, 2009 · No Comments · General
First, I want to acknowledge that I have been MIA. My computer died Tuesday night. It seems it cannot be revived. Unfortunate but I had a backup…I thought…it seems the back up caught a little internet STD and will be and running on Sunday when I can pick it up. In the meantime, be patient [...]
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Coach 20% Off At Factory Stores Extended
June 22nd, 2009 · No Comments · General
I mentioned this sale before but since I keep getting email after email that it’s been extended, I just thought I would pass it on.
Enjoy an additional 20% off at Coach Factory Stores
Is it the bad economy or are people just over it with Coach? I’m kind of into Luis Vuitton lately.
Here’s a link to [...]
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Coldplay Discount Tickets
June 19th, 2009 · No Comments · General
This just in from the BFF via email (text me girl and I’ll get it faster). Want discounted tickets to see Coldplay? In Nor Cal? (BTW, this was courtesy of travelzoo!)
SACRAMENTO –JUNE 19, 2009- Ticket prices to see Grammy winning band Coldplay perform near Sacramento were reduced by 50 percent today in an exclusive offer [...]
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25% off White House Black Market
June 19th, 2009 · No Comments · General
I received the following in email regarding 25% off your entire purchase at White House Black Market and wanted to share, it was sent on behalf of Donna Noce:
Summer’s here and it’s time for a break! Join us at one of our boutiques June 18th and 19th for a fabulous shopping experience and 25% off your [...]
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Six Things You Can’t Say In Seattle
June 18th, 2009 · 4 Comments · General
When I first moved to Seattle, my mom gave me a subscription to Seattle Magazine as a housewarming gift. I love the idea of the magazine but as an inside tip: unless you are a subscriber I think the pricing is a little high considering it appears to be an equal amount of advertisements to articles. So either subscribe [...]
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Let Me Google That For You
June 17th, 2009 · 1 Comment · General
The Let me google that for you site makes me giggle. I guess it could be ‘just in case you don’t know how to use Google’ but I can’t imagine that really happening I think it’s more of ’here fucker, look it up yourself’.
I check out the traffic that comes to my site in the same crazy [...]
If You’re HOT I’m Single
June 14th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Boys, General, Girl time, The Mr.
…that was the T-shirt of a guy I saw walking down 1st Avenue late this morning (now yesterday morning – never finished this post before I went out…oops). The thing was, he wasn’t HOT. He was skinny and he was short.
I had been trying to get some clarity with the 27 different thoughts I had for [...]
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Tender Breasts?
June 12th, 2009 · 4 Comments · General
Last night I had planned on going to Happy Hour at Twilight Martini Lounge. There was an event going on and I had RSVP’d that I would attend. The owner is a love and I wanted to show my support and meet some new peeps. As I was getting ready to leave I got a [...]
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MAC Cosmetics 25% off Online only
June 8th, 2009 · No Comments · General
Just one more post on cosmetic sales!
I couldn’t post about Bobbi Brown without mentioning MAC Cosmetics is having a 25% off sale next week.
NOTE: did you see next week?
This sale is June 16-18
Offer code is SUMO
Enjoy bitches!!
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Bobbi Brown 25% off June 8-11
June 8th, 2009 · 1 Comment · General
I wanted to pass this one on..
Bobbi Brown Cosmetics will be having a Summer Shopping Event on June 8th – 11th.
25% entire site. Proceeds go to a $10,000 donation to Dress For Success.
When you check out, the promo code to use is SUMMER1
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Coach Factory, save an additional 20%, 4 days only
June 4th, 2009 · 1 Comment · General
I just received an email about this special discount at Coach Factory Stores which gives an additional 20% off for the next 4 days. This offer is only valid until Sunday, June 7th so you had better get moving. I love Coach and have mentioned that a few times (here and here)! I have also mentioned I [...]
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Butt Dust?
June 2nd, 2009 · 1 Comment · General
Thanks to a conversation I had with some of my girls I’ve felt the need to discuss something serious here on the blog….little bits of toilet paper in your vag.
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“The F Word”
June 1st, 2009 · 2 Comments · General, Girl time, Mistress, The Mr.
I feel like I’m throwing it on auto-pilot by not typing a more detailed post; my apologies. I spent the day today with Cin and LBC. OMG I love these two people. She’s so cute and sweet and he is just this brilliant, creative bastard. The two of them together equals fun!
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Blame It
May 29th, 2009 · No Comments · General
Ok, one week ago I was bitching to my sister that I hated this song and now I am so crazy about it. Could be because it’s 2am….blame it on the vodka.
Update, the next morning…I found an even BETTER version! A Barack Obama Spoof of Jamie Foxx’s, Blame It…hilarious!
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IMDb.com
May 28th, 2009 · 1 Comment · General
Running late but I have to post this….I booked a ticket to the Mr in Ca next week, Mon-Wed. I get home late Weds and then Fri-Sat in in Portland to met the ridiculously hot ex (24 yrs old BTW!!). I’ve got plans with two different guys tonight….in my head I hear Richard Gere in [...]
Memorial Day Weekend
May 26th, 2009 · 2 Comments · General, Girl time
A phone sex joke (which was funny BTW) and a book report (which I really read)….ok, you’re on to me (and several of you emailed or picked up the phone to call me out)…I didn’t have the best time with the girls in Lake Chelan this weekend. There….I said it.
I feel like a bastard typing [...]
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Phone Sex
May 26th, 2009 · No Comments · General
About ten years ago I had a job doing phone sex. In all honesty, I HATED it but I really needed the money. I worked from home and on the weekends started about 6am. I would put on my headset, block call waiting, and call in for work. You sit for EIGHT hours with this damn [...]
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Lake Chelan, WA
May 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment · General
Girls weekend!! My girlfriend, Maui planned a girls trip for memorial day weekend. She owns a condo right on the lake in Lake Chelan, WA.
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Darcy Fever
May 23rd, 2009 · No Comments · General
Thursday turned out to be a hectic day. I’m writing this on Saturday and I feel like it’s the first chance I’ve had to really relax.
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May is National Masturbation Month
May 20th, 2009 · 1 Comment · General
This is absolute news to me. But I am excited to have another author for this one. She is clearly a fan of masturbation and she sells sex toys which I think are fabulous!
Forget other holidays this month, like Cinco de Mayo and Mother’s Day, May is National Masturbation Month. Practice makes pleasure. Self pleasure is the [...]
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Pink Door Seattle
May 3rd, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, General
Last night I went to dinner with the widower that I sat next to on the flight Wednesday. He suggested we go to the Pink Door in the market. I had never been so I was excited to check it out. “Widower” was concerned about parking (I can so relate) so I grabbed a spot [...]
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Drunk Driving
April 23rd, 2009 · 1 Comment · Boys, General, Girl time, KIR, Match dates, happy hour
Well, well biitches. Lucky #44 is a drunk post. Who would have thunk it. What a situation tonight. Here’s the scoop. First, I met LBC for happy hour at the new Beach House in Kirkland. Cool spot. As I wait for her to arrive I get a check in call from the Mr. How stinking [...]
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Quickie
April 19th, 2009 · 1 Comment · General
I just love gettin some on a Sunday morning. In this case you are the one getting some (you greedy bastards!) but it’s just a little quickie. Sorry. I’m at The Veela Cafe in Port Angeles. It’s an internet cafe. Cute huh? I’m doing the Olympic Peninsula wine tour with my mom. She’s a big twilight [...]
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Whrrl
April 15th, 2009 · 1 Comment · General
Last night I met Cynthia Mason, HR director for whrrl. Cool chick! Whrrl lets you share photos and experiences in real-time with your mobile phone and digital camera. It’s actually pretty darn cool!! I’m thinking it could be fun for me to add, even while on a date! The problem is, I don’t have an [...]
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FREE BOTOX
April 10th, 2009 · 1 Comment · General
So I’ve got a new job! Now I’m not just a professional dater andblogger I am now a social networker helping with marketing for a med spa in town! Ok, I’m kinda making fun of myself but the pay is free services. I am SO EXCITED!!! I would love to mention this business, I really [...]
AA
March 21st, 2009 · No Comments · Boys, General, KIR, Match dates, The Mr.
I’m on my morning check in call with the Mr (he calls each morning either when wifey goes to the gym or when he’s on his way into work) and my other line rings and I see it’s AA calling so I send him to vm. After I get off the phone I listen to his message. [...]
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Welcome to the party?
March 1st, 2009 · No Comments · General
I’ve done it…finally! I kept saying I’m going to start a blog and today is the day. I’m going to figure it out along the way but I’m happy to finally be here.
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