All about the single life in Seattle

You may already know I am a big fan of Real Housewives!  I love them all with the exception of Atlanta; I’m going to downgrade that one to like.  Trust me, I still watch!!  I’m a Cali girl so of course the So Cal bitches are my FAVS but NY can definitely rock the cat fight.  I’d like to see RH of Texas.  Everything is bigger and it just makes me think of Roseanne’s line “white trash with money”.  Think of the possibilities!

Speaking of white trash….I just got home from the bar at 7am.  I hated being in the hotel elevator stinking like alcohol (note to self…start carrying a toothbrush again) and wearing lasts night look.  Nothing says call girl like 5″ heels, a pencil skirt, and satin top at 6:30 in the damn morning.  The alcohol breathe just confirmed I did it for free.  I did it all for nookie, I believe?  More on that in the next post. 

I got home to an email from Scented Glossy Magazines.  Love this bitch.  She is hilarious!!  She writes all about the Housewives and some other Bravo shows.  Take a peek at her site….only when you are done with mine.  I subscribe so in my inbox this morning I got this video. 

Careful if you are at the office, there is a lot of FUCK in there…which could be why I loved it so but it just hit my funny bone.  Maybe its the lack of sleep and the 500 calorie a day diet I’m on (seeing my hot ex in 2 weeks) or maybe it’s just funny shit.  Enjoy!  I’m going to grab some coffee and work on the post about last night.  Luuucy…you got some ’splainin to do!!!