All about the single life in Seattle

For the longest time that was my screen name when dating online; instead of something that described my location or looks the truth is somedays I just make no sense.  I’m a California girl from the burbs that has moved to downtown Seattle, which in comparison feels like the big city but as I learn my way around I realize it’s not so big!  Change is good but there are times that I miss the familiarity of California bimbos and boobies.  Hey Seattle…try dressing up for once and I don’t mean decorating the top of the space needle (which by the way is just blocks from my home).  I’ve always been really social.  I would describe myself to be a true libra:

Desires popularity
Loves art
Neat
Dresses up for the occasion
Slight perfectionist
Narcissistic
Charitable
Bossy at times
Plans ahead
Attention to detail

Not included in that list is my need to be your new best friend, drunk exhibitionist, sweetheart, MAJOR flirt, huge NFL fan, wanna-be comedian, all around fun girl, fan of reality tv (love the Real Housewives!) and serial dater. 

If you hang in here long enough I think there is something for everyone!  One day I want to spread the word and post about discounts on MAC cosmetics, White House Black Market, Coach, Bobbi Brown cosmetics and even news on Coldplay tickets  (basically anything I think is a great deal that I would be excited to read about!  Who doesn’t love a good hook up?!).  Hmmm, nice segue to the subject of hooking up…another day I’m going to post about the hot bartender that masturbated for me, the time I fucked the guy with a strap-on, or the random guy I met and let cum on my tits; BTW my welcome page does include a warning about the ‘adult content’ of this site and yes, even that has some humor in it!  Every now and then I’ll give you glimpse into sensitive things about me like heartbreak, disappointed days when I can’t figure out why my current crush has blown me off, or limited glimpses into being a mistress to a millionaire.  I don’t think you can ever have enough girlfriends although damn, you woman are often hard to get along with!  Yea, sometimes I bitch about that too!  : )  I think I make fun myself just as much as you would but if I’m being an asshole or you disagree, if you are shaking your head in agreement or doubled over in laughter..comment.  Set me straight, give me some love, tell me to go fuck myself, better yet come meet me for a drink (crazy stalkers ignore that last part).

I’ve never been married and have no kids.  Most of my friends back home are mommies.  My favorite drink is either red wine or Ciroc vodka on the rocks although I’m pissed they aren’t paying me to say that…at least send a few cases my way you bastards! 

NOTE: If you have any Ciroc contacts…(and I don’t mean PDiddy’s digits) I will love you forever….

I have a addiction to the word fuck but sometimes I try to put a filter on it by either saying “f*ck” or “what the February”.  I’m working on it; swearing just feels good!  I love anything that is PINK!   I love sexy shoes, handbags, and lingerie!  I spent years dating younger, hot guys (probably explains part of the reason why I never married).  Yep, I did the cougar thing and then I discovered older men.  WOW!  I’ve been dating a man for almost 3 years now.  He is older than my mom although still totally sexy….and married.  Ever wonder how the girls on Friends or Sex and the City paid for those apartments?  I no longer wonder!    I’ve kept a diary for years and when I look back I’ve had some insane sh*t go down….so here’s my story.  The good, the bad, and the whore-ish of being Single-In-Seattle. (you can either click there or go to the “latest craziness”).